I suppose I come with a few warning labels. It really depends on the context of our meeting to determine which one gets assigned. Even then, those labels can change.
The following thoughts are true, with the names changed to protect the innocent (and not-so-innocent).
To keep myself from quoting Eminem, and instead be more predictable for you, dear readers, I leave you with one of my favorite quotes (from P.S. I Love You):
“This is my one and only life and it’s a great and terrible and short and endless thing and none of us come out of it alive.”